No You Can't

So the number one question I got asked about my colonoscopy was "did you get any pictures?"

The answer to that question is simply NO. Although I would have loved to get pictures, there wasn't much of an opportunity to pull out the iPhone whilst sedated, laying on my side, with my knees up to my chest, and with a six foot camera shoved up my nether regions.

And I must add that you, dear readers, are all a bunch of sickos for asking… though I refuse to say whether or not that's a good thing or a bad thing ;)